Mario’s Fan Club

[Gemo52]

Apparently he has one. :eek:

[Dongle]

Yes - it has two members. Mario and Lisa.

[Knickers71uk]

I dont like him, I think the whole 'look after Mickey' thing is to get votes.

[Gemo52]

I’m certain it is.

I think Mario’s a patronising, sleazy git.

[Dongle]

He claimed to have slept with 200 women.

Did he pay them? :o

[Gemo52]

He must have.

[lyndielou]

Is it my imagination, or his he as argumentative as he appears to be? Whenever anybody says anything, he has to make a big issue out of it all.

[Knickers71uk]

'I'm a manager...so I know what I am doing' fucking dick...

[Gemo52]

I feel sorry for his kids. They must be being ripped to shreds. :(

[PresidentTriste]

Mario's real name is 'Sean' or 'Shaun' :eek: :D

[Gemo52]

Mario's real name is 'Sean' or 'Shaun' :eek: :D

Shaun Astbury and he’s never been to Italy.

[Knickers71uk]

I am way more Italian than him, and I only got a 1/4 in me, the guy is a prize knob.

[Gemo52]

But he’s got a fan club and he’s been on the Ant and Dec. :eek:

[Jobless Oddball]

I'm a member of the Mario fan club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papa]

I'm a member of the Mario fan club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Mario doesn't count! :D

[Jobless Oddball]

Super Mario doesn't count! :D

Thats ok then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!































As it's the Mario 64 fan club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

[papa]

Thats ok then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!































As it's the Mario 64 fan club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

I've still got a Nintendo 64 in the loft somewhere :o

[Jobless Oddball]

I've still got a Nintendo 64 in the loft somewhere :o

Mine's still rigged up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!:o:o:o

[papa]

Mine's still rigged up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!:o:o:o

Don't blame you, more game, less bullshit!:)

[Jobless Oddball]

Don't blame you, more game, less bullshit!:)

Actually, I'm bullshitting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;):D

[papa]

Actually, I'm bullshitting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;):D

Only a true fan would say that ;)

[Jobless Oddball]

Only a true fan would say that ;)

I am a true fan of Mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!;)

[papa]

I am a true fan of Mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!;)

It shows! :D

[Jobless Oddball]

It shows! :D

Of course it does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papa]

Of course it does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is your avatar a likeness of Mario?

[Jobless Oddball]

Is your avatar a likeness of Mario?
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats me on a friday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papa]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats me on a friday night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you dress better on a Saturday? :eek:

[Jobless Oddball]

Do you dress better on a Saturday? :eek:

Can't afford two nights out a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papa]

Can't afford two nights out a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you want me to lend you a tenner?

[Jobless Oddball]

Do you want me to lend you a tenner?

Ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shall I pop round to collect it?????????????????????????????????:D

[papa]

Ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shall I pop round to collect it?????????????????????????????????:D

Yeah! I'll even get the first round in :D

[Jobless Oddball]

Yeah! I'll even get the first round in :D

Do they have White Lightning on tap down there??????????????????????????????????

[papa]

Do they have White Lightning on tap down there??????????????????????????????????

We've got Buckfast Abbey just down the road, I'm sure we can find you something to drink ;)

[Jobless Oddball]

We've got Buckfast Abbey just down the road, I'm sure we can find you something to drink ;)

Not Monk spunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!:eek:

[papa]

Not Monk spunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!:eek:

The very same, you will feel right at home ;)

[Jobless Oddball]

The very same, you will feel right at home ;)

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be at YOUR home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

[papa]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be at YOUR home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

I'll bring out the zed bed :D

[Jobless Oddball]

I'll bring out the zed bed :D

The what????????????????????????????????

I want to be in the middle of you and ya latest slagette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!:D

[papa]

The what????????????????????????????????

I want to be in the middle of you and ya latest slagette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!:D

What's a slagette? Why would you want to be in bed with me?

[Jobless Oddball]

What's a slagette??
Anything that gets sexual with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D


Why would you want to be in bed with me?

Not just you..................but it can be arranged if you give that tart the elbow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papa]

Anything that gets sexual with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D



Not just you..................but it can be arranged if you give that tart the elbow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What tart? I'm sorry but my bullethole is a one way valve

[Jobless Oddball]

What tart? I'm sorry but my bullethole is a one way valve

The women must be a tart if she has resorted to shagging you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[papa]

The women must be a tart if she has resorted to shagging you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What woman? :confused:

[Jobless Oddball]

What woman? :confused:

You're shagging blokes???????????????????????????????:eek:

[papa]

You're shagging blokes???????????????????????????????:eek:

Nope :p

[Jobless Oddball]

Nope :p

What are you fucking then?????????????????????????????????

Ya self??????????????????????????????????