Three word story…

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please join in. :)

Once upon a

[Nic]

time, far away

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an exhibitionist waved

[Dongle]

a big stick

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at all and

[Mike_Hunt]

sundry.His big

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and muscular frame

[Mike_Hunt]

was a sight

[Adam]

for sore eyes.

Welcome to the forum, btw, Mike Hunt :D

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People from miles




Hiya, Mike. :)

[Adam]

came to see

[Mike_Hunt]

People from miles




Hiya, Mike. :)



Hi gemo ;)

[Mike_Hunt]

came to see



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his huge and

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impressive construction which

[Dongle]

was not only

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bright orange but

[Dongle]

also had a

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distinct purple stripe

[Dongle]

and a big

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bulging protuberance reminiscent

[Mike_Hunt]

Of One That

[Adam]

lives like a...

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a hermit hidden

[TheOneEye]

In Oddballs sock

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, the special sock

[TheOneEye]

He wanks into :eek:

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and has been

[TheOneEye]

for 20 years :eek:

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it was capable

[TheOneEye]

Of suffocating you

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very quickly if

[Dongle]

you breathed it

[TheOneEye]

In and said

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that reminds me

[TheOneEye]

Of Booty's Bellend :eek:

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well known to

[TheOneEye]

Jobless Oddballs and

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various members of

[TheOneEye]

The Gay Community :)

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whose various avtivities

[TheOneEye]

Were listening to

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the plaintive cries

[TheOneEye]

Of JO in

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agony as someone

[TheOneEye]

Inserted a huge :eek:

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barbed-wire covered



(I am imagining this is an anonymous person called JO)

[TheOneEye]

Marrow into his


(Of course and it so happens that this person is an Oddball to boot)

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most tender areas



(I would never want to hurt anyone).

[TheOneEye]

Whilst Booty watched


(I don't think JO minds)

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wincing every time

[TheOneEye]

Jo's eyes bulged :eek:

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he gritted his

[TheOneEye]

Teeth and joined

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into the spirit

[TheOneEye]

of things by

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giving TOE a

[TheOneEye]

Five knuckle shuffle :eek:

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which seemed to

[Dongle]

excite his dongle :p

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to such an

[Dongle]

extent that he

[TheOneEye]

made a mess :eek:

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all over the

[TheOneEye]

Priceless ming vase

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inherited from his

[TheOneEye]

deranged parents who

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tried their best

[TheOneEye]

Teach him manners

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but their failure

[TheOneEye]

Was total sadly

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and TOE remained

[pixie]

a naughty boy

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with some disgusting

[pixie]

dirty feet that

[PresidentTriste]

were in a

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terrible state because

[TheOneEye]

Booty licked them :o

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TOE’s toes were

[TheOneEye]

Covered in cheese

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at least that’s

[TheOneEye]

good for sandwiches :eek:

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TOE’s toe cheese

[TheOneEye]

TOE’s toe cheese

Was £5.50lb bargain

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that most people

[TheOneEye]

Couldn't refuse except

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discerning gourmets who