The New BB House

[Dongle]

It seems to be harking back to BB3 with the rich poor divide

I like the jail/dungeon

[Gemo52]

A couple going in first. Mario who looks like an ugly Sly Stalone and cackling Lisa.

[Gemo52]

Jug-eared Luke to go in next. A 20-year-old who called the Missionary Position the Military Position

[Dongle]

Luke seems a bit of a prat

Oh Mario has just introduced Lisa as his girlfriend. So they are not keeping their relationship secret then

[Dongle]

Stephanie, 19... typical wannabe

[Gemo52]

19-year-old Stephanie in next. A girl not hindered by modesty.

[Dongle]

19-year-old Stephanie in next. A girl not hindered by modesty.
Very well put. :D

[Dongle]

Oooh a secret mission

Mario & Lisa have to keep their real relationship secret

Mario & Stephanie have to pretend to have a relationship

All 4 to face public vote if they fail the mission. If they succeed, the rest of the house faces the public vote

[Gemo52]

Mario and Stephanie are to pretend they’re in a relationship and Lisa is to pretend she has only just met Mario. Luke is to help to keep the secret. This is their secret mission. If their secret is discovered they have failed and will be up for the public vote. If the other housemates don’t suss it out the remaining housemates will face the public vote.

[Dongle]

Luke: "Am I the child"?

Best quote so far :D

[Dongle]

Next contestant... Rachel, an actress... who acts like a Nikki clone

[Gemo52]

Next, 24-year-old Rachel, Trainee Teacher. A motor-mouth who’s proud to be curvy.

[Dongle]

Next, 24-year-old Rachel, Trainee Teacher. A motor-mouth who’s proud to be curvy.
I missed the bit about her being a trainee teacher. She claims to have acted in a film with Hugh Grant :confused:

[Dongle]

Next.. Dale... the token male eye candy?

rates himself 10/10 for looks

"I wouldn't speak to an ugly person"

"can't stand kids"

"would do anything for money"

[Gemo52]

Dale who describes himself as a cool bastard.

[Gemo52]

Sylvia a 21-year old student – the token “attitude”.

[Gemo52]

The drama queen now – Dennis, 23-year-old.

There are normal people in Scotland – honest.

[Dongle]

The drama queen now – Dennis, 23-year-old.

There are normal people in Scotland – honest.
"He says people in Scotland are too serious" :p

[Dongle]

Michael, 32, radio producer from Glasgow. He's blind and likes cross-dressing.

[Dongle]

next in.... Alexandra, a "non-practicing muslim" girl

she's getting a lot of boos as she enters the house

[Gemo52]

Alexandra who thinks she’s it and had her daughter when she was 15.

[Dongle]

Rex, a young "executive chef" who was expelled from 9 schools

He seems reasonably normal

edit: I take that back. A bit of a poseur who says he would sleep with anyone for £50.

[Gemo52]

Rex, 24, Executive chef. He has a gay dad. Secretly shy but very confident.

[Dongle]

next in...

Mohammed, originally from Somalia.

Quote: "Do I look like a terrorist?"

[Gemo52]

Mohamed, 23, doesn’t want to be judged by his cover. He’s from Somalia.

[Gemo52]

Rebecca, 21, Nursery Nurse a nursery nurse with aspirations to be Vicky Pollard.

[Dongle]

...who rates herself 8/10 for intelligence

[Dongle]

She hyperventilates as she descends the stairs. Someone please give her a brown paper bag.

[Gemo52]

She hyperventilates as she descends the stairs. Someone please give her a brown paper bag.

To help her breathe or put over her head?

[Dongle]

To help her breathe or put over her head?
LOL :D How about both?

[Gemo52]

Number 14, Darnell, 24, a songwriter, an albino.

The other HMs can’t get his name right.

[Dongle]

next...

Darnell who was born in Ipswich but raised in the USA. He's albino

The others in the house are calling him Donald or Daniel. It's Darnell.

[Gemo52]

Kathreya, 30, from Bangkok who’s on overdrive.

[Gemo52]

We’ve missed one. The Cheryl Cole lookeylikey.

[Dongle]

Last housemate, Katreya... a Thai Roly-poly.

[Dongle]

We’ve missed one. The Cheryl Cole lookeylikey.
There's at least three of them look like they could be sisters.

Ah recap... it's Jennifer that's the Cheryl Cole lookalikey we missed.

[Gemo52]

There's at least three of them look like they could be sisters.

The missing one was Jennifer.

[Dongle]

Good job, Gemo. :) (but how come no one else is posting apart from us? is Showbiz Spy usually this quiet?)

Anyway... First impressions?

[Gemo52]

Rachel seemed nice. She was introducing people to Michael.

[Dongle]

I quite like Rex on first impressions.

I think it's an interesting mix this year. Could be good. Ah well, E4 time. :)

edit: actually I think I'll stick with the BB Launch Night Friday Night project

[Gemo52]

1 Mario
2 Lisa
3 Luke
4 Stephanie
5 Rachel
6 Dale
7 Sylvia
8 Dennis
9 Michael
10 Alexandra
11 Rex
12 Mohamed
13 Rebecca
14 Darnell
15 Jennifer
16 Kathreya

I was going to watch the Project.

I think it looks quite promising – both the project and BB9

[Nic]

Anyone watching Launch party thing on Channel 4?

Is that Mrs Lawson???

[Gemo52]

I’m watching it and taping it.

[Knickers71uk]

To help her breathe or put over her head?

She got on my nerves pretty fucking quick, after half an hour of screaming i wanted to scream in her face to shut the fuck up!!

[Knickers71uk]

Good job, Gemo. :) (but how come no one else is posting apart from us? is Showbiz Spy usually this quiet?)

Anyway... First impressions?

My wireless broadband hasn't been activated yet, and I was watching it in bed lol So couldn't use my wireless for the lappy.

The screamer is defo gonna get on my nerves, and that dress ... well I say dress, she wore was awful.

There is a few in there, that I can see will get bitchy, we'll see.

I liked Dennis, and I like Michael? The blind chap. I always did love the oddballs lol

[Gemo52]

The programme with the added aid of a pause button.

This year’s Big Brother is going to last 93 days with £100,000 prize at the end of it.

Big Brother’s new regime is zero tolerance – if a housemate breaks the rules they will be sent to “jail” to be detained at Big Brother’s pleasure. The jail is a small room with bars and a wallpaper of eyeless doll’s heads. Someone that persistently breaks the rules will be sent to solitary confinement which looks like a padded cell.

The garden is covered with astroturf. There is a giant ash tray for the smokers. When the housemates are smoking they have to sit in the ashtray with their feet over the edge and if they don’t they will be punished. There are raised beds with vegetables growing in them for the housemates, and there’s a heated swimming pool. There is a luxury red and gold bedroom with a plush carpet, a walk-in wardrobe, double beds. The other bedroom has beds with mattresses which is just an inch thick. Plenty of seating in the living area, a tiny kitchen area, adequate dining area, no privacy in the bathroom. The Huusemates are going to have to buy tokens from the weekly shopping list and the token will purchase, things like hot water, use of curling tongues, etc. The diary room is red with an enormous silver chair.

The Housemates.
Mario, 42, Sales Executive. Describes himself as the “Italian Stalion”.

Lisa, 40, Sales Rep. Described by Mario as Red Rum “because she’s got an arse like a horse and she needs a lot of riding”.

“We’re not the average couple we are very extrovert”. Lisa describes their meeting as love at first sight when she saw “this hunky guy that reminded her of Joey from friends”. Mario is divorced but says that Lisa has nothing to do with the marriage breaking down, he continues by saying that they get jealous of each other and they clash at times.

Mario’s real name is Sean and he has never been to Italy. He pawned his Rolex to pay for a boob job for Lisa. The three things he would change about Lisa if he could would be to make her bust size even bigger; for her to lose wight and for her to cool her obsession with make-up and her looks. The three things that Lisa would change about Mario are – tidiness, weeing on the seat, and snoring. Mario managed a the post office for 21 years and Lisa once lied to people saying that she was a Gladiator and even posed for photos at a school fête. Mario wants to go in the house “as Rhambo has never been in the house before”. If Lisa could be reincarnated she would come back as Simon Cowell. Mario belongs to the Freemasons.

They both go down the right hand staircase. Mario asks Lisa how it feels “having your fortieth in the house” and he waves to the camera and says hello to everyone. They realise they’re the first in and mario suggests they raid the fridge.

Housemate 3. Luke, 20, Politics Student from Wigan. A student that “doesn’t drink, doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke and certainly doesn’t do drugs and I’m going to change the image of what a student is”. He likes to wear suits because he thinks he is taken more seriously when he is wearing one. On Saturday his title was Technical Services Operative – someone who checks quality control for bread. The best thing since sliced bread is “the crustless loaf that actually has a crust on it but it’s literally invisible”. Not desperate for fame and not putting on an act. “I’m like this all the time apart from when I’m sleeping which my parents thank God for.” He founds it difficult to talk to women because they often think he is gay because he “omits an aura of homosexuality, he doesn’t know. I might be bad in bed, I don’t know. Who am I to know whether I’m bad in bed?” He thinks he probably is bad in bed and once referred to the Missionary Position as the Military Position.

Luke arrives. Crossed arm pose for the crowd. He doesn’t believe that you have to swear to offend someone or to prove a point. He says that he finds gossiping about people invigorating and he is offended by people that think he has a speech impediment – he doesn’t. His friends tell him that he looks like Justin Timberlake – he doesn’t. Doesn’t think he’s ever been in love and is confused about what love is and if there is one thing he would change about his life he would be rich so that his parents could retire. The Crowd start booing and Luke enters the house. He goes down the right staircase and talks about not having a heart attack and describes the house as very swish.

Mutual compliments when he meets Mario and Lisa.

Housemate Number 4. Stephanie, 19, Student. Thinks she has had an X-factor about her since she was little. She would give herself 10 for intelligence, 10 for looks and she says she has a really good memory as well. In her family she is the youngest of four by about 14 years which “has its advantages”. She thinks she’s a good singer.

Stephanie arrives. Hands on hips pose for her.S She says that the most significant event in her life has been her birth, she would like to become the most famous contestant ever and she gets angry with people who thing that she’s had a boob job. Her Mum calls her ‘sweetie pudding pie’ and she thinks that she looks like Angelina Jolie, because of her big lips, and Britney Spears in her heyday. She says that her life is conflict and that “thick people with no class annoy” and yet once mooned to a police officer on a night out. Her ideal man is fit, tall, dark and rich and worships the ground she walks on.

Stephanie is in the house and goes down the left staircase and just looks round. Kissing and greeting and Mario introduces Lisa as his girlfriend. Luke goes for an orange juice and Mario says that there is “champers and what have you”.

Over to Big Brother. They are ordered to the Diary room, which is between the two flights of stairs. They are impressed by it. They are to listen very carefully to what Big Brother has to say: “As you know, you are the first four housemates to enter the house. As the first four housemates you will all be required to take part in a secret mission. Mario and Lisa, as you know, you are a couple. Lisa for how long have you and Mario been a couple?”
Lisa, “three years, three and a half years”.
Big Brother, “Mario and Lisa, your romance is about to come to an end”.
Mario and Lisa, “What?” “No.” “It can’t.” “What do you mean?” “Is this a task?”
Big Brother, “housemates, your secret mission is to ensure that no-one discovers that Mario and Lisa are a couple. Do you understand? In order to ensure that Mario and Lisa are a couple Big Brother has devised a cover story. Mario and Stephanie you must pretend that you are in a relationship with each other. Jaws dropping all round from housemates Do you understand? Lisa you must pretend that you are not Mario’s girlfriend and that you met Mario for the first time tonight. Luke asks if he is the child Luke, you must do everything in you power to ensure that no one discovers the truth. Luke, do you understand? Housemates, if the rest of the house discover that Mario and Lisa are the real couple you will all have failed your secret mission and all four of you will face the public vote next week. If you pass, the rest of the house will face the public vote and all four of you will be safe. Do you understand? Housemates you have few minutes before the next housemates arrive. Good luck. You are now free to leave the diary room. … Mario and Stephanie … you make a lovely couple.”

Lisa declares she is single and looking for a chap. Mario, “you’re not.”

Luke tries to organise them, Stephanie is 19 and Mario says he’s 43 and she’s young enough to be his daughter. Mario thinks he’s going to have to be a football player to have a 19-year-old girlfriend.

[Gemo52]

During the break 10 years have been taken off Mario’s age and they’re going to say that they’ve been together for about eight months.

Housemate 5. Rachel, 24, Trainee Teacher. She says people find her annoying when they first meet her because she talks a lot. She says she’s not all memememememe and she hates people like that. Rachel says she has a chatty, happy, enthusiastic personality but she can be serious. She speaks to herself to avoid silence. Her justification for being described as bossy is that it is more motivating people. She thinks she’s pretty and is proud to be a curvy girl.

Rachel arrives. She has appeared in 22 commercials and was in a film with Hugh Grant. She wants to go into Big Brother to help her get over her five bags of grapes a day addiction; she has gone from a size 16 to a size 8; is a practising Catholic and prays every night and regularly attends Mass; she drew 98 smiley faces on her application form; she has 2 Yorkshire terriers, 9 geese, 25 chickens and two cats; she hates attention seekers who fish for compliments; her friends say she looks like Charlotte from Sex and the City.

Rachel goes into the house and down the right staircase. Oh my goshes and she thinks it’s beautiful and amazing and she saw her Mum and Dad.

Lisa thinks she looks like Demi Moore. Rachel asks Lisa if her boobs are real. Rachel and Luke seem to have met before and Mario says about him and Stephanie being the first couple. Luke says how surprised he was by that.

Housemate 6: Dale, 21, student. Admits to being arrogant. He doesn’t think he’s ugly and is a fan of the ladies. “If there’s any fanny in there, I’m gonna nail it, especially if they’re fit.” He wouldn’t say he’s shallow but he wouldn’t start speaking to an ugly person. He says he’s not interested in playing a team game and wants the glory. He doesn’t want to work., he’s studying to be a P.E. teacher but he doesn’t want to be one, he can’t stand kids. He’d do anything for money.

Dale arrives. He wants the words “Cool Bastard” written on his gravestone; rates himself as 10/10 for looks, funniness and ruthlessness, but 4/10 for honesty and generosity; he says he is such a physically and mentally strong person that nothing will cause him to leave the Big Brother house; he is bringing a grey fluffy teddy bear into the house with him; he deals with bordom by sending flirty texts to girls and his perfect day would involve waking up with Abi Clancy; the strangest job he’s ever had was in a garlic factory where he lasted 45 minutes.

Dale goes into the house. Right staircase not saying anything. he shakes hands with the guys, kisses the girls on the cheek and Stephanie announces that she’s with Mario. Luke says that that’s cute.

Housemate 7: Sylvia, 21, student. She thinks that she is very trendy. She was in Sierra Leone during the civil war. She came over here when she was 11. She says she is not going to let what happened in the past ruin her life. She can’t stand girls that give her the evil eye and she says that she’s not argumentative but she can stand up for herself. “I have a sharp tongue, a very sharp tongue, you don’t want to mess with me.”

Sylvia arrive, quite a lot of booing. Her motivation for doing Big Brother is to win; she’s a practising Christian and religion plays a big part in her life; if she could create a law it would be to keep nightclubs open all the time; she says that her sexy eyes and her boobs are her best features; the only thing that she doesn’t like about herself is her wrists; her best friend is her MUm; the cruelest thing that she’s ever done to another person is cutting up all their clothes.

Sylvia goes into the house, left stair case. Oh my Gods on the way down. Air kissing with the other housemates.

Housemate 8. Dennis, 23, Dance Student from Edinburgh. He says dancing is all he has ever done since he was 3-years-old and that it has taken over his life. He couldn’t eat, sleep or poop without dance. He says “I may be a slut but I’m not a slot, you won’t put me in a box, OK”. He says he’s an extreme caharacter that can go up or down but “mostly I’m way up there”. “Why would you want to be straight and narrow.” “Be fabulous, look fabulous, that’s my motto.” He wants to be accepted by everyone all the time and he thinks maybe he was trying to get his Dad’s acceptance all his life. He says that if someone called him fat he would “manipulate the little weirdo”. He said if someone got into an argument with him it would be the last argument they ever had.

Dennis arrives. He says that the person he would least like to find in the Big Brother house would be “a big, fat, nose-picking, fart in a trance, blimp on the horizon, lazy no-gooder”; his reason for doing Big Brother is to massage his own ego; he would most like to invite Hitler, Mother Theresa and Judy Garland to a dinner party; he would never go out with someone that’s better looking than him; his favourite book is his Thesaurus and he thinks everyone in Scotland is too serious.

Dennis is in the house, right stairway and oh my Gods. Cheek kisses for everyone.

[Gemo52]

Housemate 9: Michael, 33, Radio Producer from Glasgow. He knew his eyesight was going in one eye when he was 8 and he was worried about telling his parents, when he was 23 he went for an operation in his other eye and lost the sight in that. He doesn’t want to wield the blind card thing he says he’s just him. He has done a few stand up gig and loves being the centre of attention, entertaining and running about in women’s clothes. He hads tons and tons of stockings in all colours.

Michael arrives and is assisted into the house. His family don’t know that he dresses up as a woman, but they do know; the thing that makes him happiest in life is his pet cat, Rocky, who sleeps with him; he lived in Denmark for a year and speaks Danish; people who smoke cigarettes make him sad; the smell of vinegar and condiments offend him; he rates himself as a 7/10 for attractiveness, 9/10 for funniness but he does say he has a tendency to exaggerate; the strangest job that he has ever done was at a tampon factory in Portsmouth; loud noises would make him want to leave the Big Brother house.

He is led down the left staircase. He is told when the door is open and he greets the housemates introducing himself as Mikey. Mario goes on about him and Stephanie being the first couple in.

Housemate 10: Alexandra, 23, Accounts Executive. She thinks she was born special. She says she is not an it girl, she is it. She thinks she’s an inspiration to loads of people. She was pregnant at 15 and had her daughter at 16. She has two cars and likes to be flash. If she goes on about herself “it’s because you’re boring and you’ve got nothing constructive to say about yourself”. She says that her hair is her own and is not a weave and that she is a genuine person.

Alexandra arrives. The three things in life that make her happy are money, Islam and making her daughter happy; she is a Moslem and believes in Islam but isn’t practising at the moment; being single makes her sad; if she could break any law it would be to drive over the 30mph speed limit; the worse situation that she could find herself in would be to be in the Big Brother house with her ex-boyfriend; her worst habit is picking her spots and if she was an animal she would be a lion; she thinks she is a natural leader.

Alexandra goes into the house leaving behind a fair bit of booing. She goes down the right stairway in silence, “flipping hell”. Air kissing from Alexandra as well.

Housemate 11: Rex, 24, Executive chef. He says most people don’t like him because it “might be a jealousy thing”. He admits to being a show-off, he has been chucked out of nine different schools. He has to decide what happens between two restaurants and thought being an executive chef would be an easy thing to do. His parents are divorced, his mother has re-married and his father has a boyfriend, he found out his father was gay when he was 13 and in school “not the best situation to be in”. He says he’s like a magpie and if something doesn’t sparkle he’s not interested. He has a Breitling watch. He is secretly shy but very confident.

Rex arrives to cheers. He is taking a picture of himself into the house; his job is to be a professional bully; his best feature is his face because it gets better every day; he needs 8 to 15 hours of sleep a night; he’d sleep with anyone for £50; the biggest lie he has ever told is that he never lies; his father is his idol and he would love to be as successful as him; one of the things that makes him most sad is being hungover.

Rex into the house, right stairway. While he is greeting people Rachel points out Michael.

Housemate 12: Mohamed, 23, Toy demonstrator. He doesn’t like to be judged by his appearance. He is from Somalia and his mother had a gun aimed at her when he was 5-years-old. His family have travelled around the world and everywhere they went a civil war started so they had to move out They saved up enough money to come to England and in school people called him an illegal immigrant. He is a Moslem but drinks, eats pork and has sex but he wouldn’t do it in front of his mother.

Mohamed arrives. He is made angry by being woken up; women reading the weather make him sad; the biggest lie he has ever told is that he is a virgin; the cruelest thing he has ever done to another person is to film them in the shower and then posting it on the internet; his worst dumping was by e-mail.

Mohamed goes into the house, right staircase and woohoos. Quite calm greetings.

[Dongle]

Excellent recaps Gemo... thanks :)

[Gemo52]

I’m having a wee break and then I’ll finish them off. My fingers are aching. :(

[Gemo52]

Housemate 13: Rebecca, 21, Nursery Nurse. “I don’t think before I speak I just do some things to tell me in my head to do it and I say that’ll be funny to do it so I just do it”. People suggest she calms down a little bit and she sees no reason to do that because she takes great pleasure in annoying people. She is asked if people ever tell her she’s a little bit like Vicky Pollard? Apparently she is. She is asked if she looks after kids and how old are they. She says she tries to and that they are four so they’re about on her level. She says she’s rubbish with boys, she does something stupid and they disown her. She wouldn’t change anything about her personality, “I love being me”.

Rebecca arrives in a knicker-skimming dress and has a one arm up, one arm down pose, a bit like a vertical Superman but marred by the sticking out tongue. She rates herself as an 8/10 for intelligence; if she were to be reincarnated as anything it would be as a human; she camped out for 21 hours to see Take That on their latest tour; she loves the pop group Hanson and is in their fan club and wants to be informed if they are touring in the UK while she is in the house.

Rebecca goes down the right staircase to and tells her Nan she loves her to the camera. She screeches and flaps her hands at the other house mates. Sylvia suggests she calms down and gets her a drink.

Housemate 14: Darnell, 26, Songwriter. “To oblack for the white kids and too white for the black kids so I was, kinda, on my own so he tries to think positive.” He wants to represent albino people “in a world where everyone want to be tall, dark and handsome, this white thing is not doing it for me”. He says he is super self-conscious so he tries to hide himself a lot, he finds it hard being the only white boy at the family reunion. He has been arrested at least five times, he hates conflict because of what it brings out in people. His dream is to have the white picket fence and the family and everything that he didn’t have when he grew up.

Darnell arrives to cheers. He says that he has never watched Big Brother; he was born in Ipswich but was raised in America and is now living in London and says that he is 100% British; he believes that money buys happiness; he hates people that complain when there’s nothing to complain about; if he were to make any law it would be that tanning is illegal; he says that stinking or boring people would make him want to leave the Big Brother house; he list ball scratching and bad eating as some of this bad habits.

Darnell enters the house, left staircase. Rebecca screeches at him an calls him Daniel, Michael calls him Daniel, Mario calls him Donald.

Housemate 15: Jennifer, 22, Part Time Model. She has a baby and commitments and is 40 in her head and feels really old. When she is with people her own age she begins to act her own age. She says she is very passionate about her opinions and her views. She is strongly against abortion and illegal immigrants (“why should I have to suffer for other people who shouldn’t even be in this country”). She is doesn’t like meat eaters because she watched “documentary about a calf that was murdered basically just because it would never make a good burger. What kind of a world are we living in, if that’s how shallow we are”. She would be happy if her views could change the country or a handful of people.

Jennifer arrives. Her proudest moment was the birth of her daughter; she is Catholic and believes in spirits and thinks that she is slightly psychic; her family and friends say that she looks like Cheryl Cole and describe her as being caring, considerate, too honest; she always gets her own way; the worst job she has ever had is making and sandwiches and she has a fear of tomato soup; the biggest lie she has ever told is that she has a dolphin in her back garden.

Jennifer goes into the house, right staircase. Lots of screeching when she enters.

Housemate 16: Kathreya, 30, Thai Massage Therapist. She was born and raised in Bangkok, she is “from a good family not a ‘Ping Pong Show family’ my mother’s not a prostitute”. She wants to be the first Thai person in the Big Brother house. She loves dancing and people think she’s on drugs when she’s at parties. She believes in karma.

Kathreya arrives. She loves techno music; hates skid marks in toilets; the strangest dream that she had was that she was living in a house made entirely from cookies and it was in a town that was also built from cookies and she ate everything; when she dies she wants her grave stone to be made of cookies so that her relatives can come and eat it; she’s scared of the dark and she hates being alone; she would like to be reincarnated as a Pokemon; her best feature is her mouth as it never stops smiling.

Kathreya goes into the house. Right staircase and heavy breathing. More screeching from Rebecca when she enters the house. Mario going on about the couple thing.

Davina; “so there we have it. We’ve got Mario and his real girlfriend, Lisa; we’ve got his pretend girlfriend, Stephanie; We’ve got Luke from Wigan, the pensioner trapped in a 20-year-old’s body; we’ve got pint-sized motor-mouth, Rachel; we’ve got dishy Dale, our hunky heart-throb DJ; we’ve got Sylvia our sultry psychology student from Sierra Leone; we’ve got Dennis, Queen of Scots; we’ve got Glaswegian stocking-botherer, Michael; we’ve got Alexandra or Alexandra the great as she’d probably call herself; we’ve got sexy Rex, out handsome Executive Chef from West London; we’ve got Mohamed, our very own Big Mo with his very own big ’fro; we’ve got loudmouth Rebecca who’s been sent from Coventry; then there’s Darnell who’s darn cool, darn tall and can darn socks – I made that last bit up; outspoken Geordie hottie, Jennifer; and finally 5 foot cookie monster, Kathreya, from Thailand.” She repeats the bit about Mario and Stephanie pretending to be a couple “but what they don’t know is that on Sunday they’re going to get married, for real, or so they’ll think.”

[Dongle]

Good job Gemo. :)

[Knickers71uk]

Crikey gemo talk about dedicated!!

I thought I was a BB nut lol.

I have sky+ this year woohoooo!!! Dont ya just wub it *hugs box*

[Gemo52]

Thank you, whimsical oracle. :)

I suppose I should read it to check for typos. :o

[Gemo52]

Crikey gemo talk about dedicated!!

I thought I was a BB nut lol.

I have sky+ this year woohoooo!!! Dont ya just wub it *hugs box*

It keeps me out of mischief. :D

[boss56]

Iv'e only just tuned into this year's,is it my imagination but they dont seem to be a very good looking bunch:eek:

[Gemo52]

Maybe it’s Mario’s ugliness spreading and infecting the rest of them.

[boss56]

Maybe it’s Mario’s ugliness spreading and infecting the rest of them.

He is really ugly and quite bossy too.Glad he aint my boyfriend

[Gemo52]

He is really ugly and quite bossy too.Glad he aint my boyfriend

Ugly, bossy and vain. What sort of tosser changes his name to Mario Marconi and has never been to Italy. After his comments tonight I’ll think of him as Alfred Anusol.

[boss56]

Ha ha good one,his name sounds like summat out of a porno film:D
His bird needs her head read

[Gemo52]

His bird looks like a bloke.

[Dongle]

Ugly, bossy and vain. What sort of tosser changes his name to Mario Marconi and has never been to Italy. After his comments tonight I’ll think of him as Alfred Anusol.

I don't get that either. And it's not as if he's changed it by deed poll to "Mario Marconi". Judging by the sham wedding, legally he's still Shaun Astbury. Maybe it's his stage name.